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Put some mojo back into your office. This tongue-in-cheek kit contains everything you need to pimpify a bland and uninspired workspace: a dollar-sign paperweight, gold push-pins, leopard print fringe to run around the edge of your cubicle, a disco ball, and "Bling" mousepad. But, if that doesnt quench your thirst for individuality, check out the accompanying book for more design Pimp My Cubicle schemes. From a beach front theme to the Taj Mahacubicle, youre sure to find something that appeals to your inner pimp. With the Pimp My Cubicle your workspace can become the hottest and most talked about stop on the way to the water cooler. Also great for college dorms, offices and teens computer desks.
Pimp My Cubicle

$14.99

The colorful and meaningful His Story bookmark tells the story of Christs life. Great gift idea for confirmation, spiritual gift, religious teachers...
His Story Bookmark

$7.00

This clever kit includes a witty guide to improving ones lust life and a heart-shaped box of props for inspiration: 3 tubes of Motion Lotion; a soft, tickly brush; a length of satin; and 10 double-sided cards with sexy suggestions for couples.
10 Nights of Passion

$9.00

Many people feel that the work-a-day world is getting them down. Theyre the ideal audience for this tongue-in-cheek kit, which comes with a fun little book with suggestions for combating stress, plus a wind-up rat in a pinstripe suit, ready to take off around the enclosed racetrack. Its a unique desktop accessory sure to be appreciated by all business people.
Welcome to the Rat Race

$7.50

Now you and your partner have the perfect kit to take the guesswork out of the age-old mating dance! Signs You’re Not in the Mood/Signs You Are in the Mood includes 18 signs small enough to display, clear enough to understand. One side of each sign says get ready to curl your toes, the other side signals cold showers ahead.
Signs You're Not In The Mood / Signs You Are in the Mood

$12.00
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Newly renamed...My Baby Boomer Baby Book. This fun book is a great gift idea to give to family members, friends or even co-workers. Congratulations, you middle-aged baby. Look what youve grown-baggy arms and knee flaps! And is that a new tooth-or just a lovely cap? And what month did the new hair come in across your ears? A tongue-in-cheek celebration of middle age in the form of a traditional fill-in baby book, my middle-aged baby book is a perfect keepsake for both women ("Is it hot in here or is it just me?") and men ("remember, its prostate, not prostrate"). Its an irreverent take on the shared symptoms of growing older. Beginning with vital statistics (car phone number, cholesterol count), it provides a permanent place to record memorable Firsts--first liver spot, first espousal of conservative opinions-and a place to remember favorite toys such as the Jeep, rowing machine, and the big screen TV with VCR. Theres a middle-aged babys Horoscope, Favorite Nursery Rhymes, and The Seven Stages on Mens Hair Loss. Thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper, in large, easy-to-read type, the book is illustrated throughout in full color. Paper over board, Full-color illustration throughout, 96 pages, 8" x 8" .
My Middle Aged Baby Book

$15.00

Anyone whod appreciate a tongue-in-cheek way to assert his or her authority will welcome this melodious desk accessory with a 32-page book on the history of gongs. This miniature gong and mallet make ... The Executive Desk Gong makes a great gift idea for an execuitve, co-worker, boss gift or to add to your desk.
The Executive Desk Gong

$7.00

She is the worlds most controversial former First Lady, and, as a woman who dared to enter the policy arena instead of playing it safe doing charity work, shes inspired a lot of passion on both sides. For all those whod like to stick it to her, heres your chance. For those who are horried at the thought, be comforted by this: every dollar spent buying this kit is not going to be donated to Ms. Clintons political rivals!
Hillary Clinton Voodoo Kit

$15.00

Heres hoping that show-off golf partner gets the yips! This kit will prove irresistible to duffers so frustrated that theyll stoop to sticking pins in a soft-cotton doll printed with bad-luck (and good-luck) spells. It makes a perfect gift for the dad who has everything -- except a good score -- as well as anyone who needs all the help he or she can get on the green. The hilarious book of golf humor, by popular golf writer Michael Corcoran, is packaged with a soft-cloth golf voodoo doll and tee-shaped stickpins.
Golf VooDoo Kit

$15.00

The ultimate weapon for all those superstitious sports fans who need an extra edge in helping their team win. This amusing book-plus kit in our very successful Voodoo format (nearly half a million sold!) includes a 64-page book and plush voodoo doll with stickpins to push into all the wrong places. The book includes humorous text for casting dozens of such silly spells as Booboo Voodoo (simple injuries and mishaps), Pinning the Blame (creating internal dissent), and Voodoo Economics (money problems). The enclosed doll is printed with dozens of funny phrases promoting both good and bad mojo. Of course, pushing the pins into the doll "activate" the spells.
Sport Fan Voodoo Kit

$15.00

Anyone trying to loose weight can appreciate the effort and hard work it takes. Whether for yourself or a good friend, let this kit help motiviate. The Instant Weight Loss kit brings humor to those days that make us just want to quit. Anyone opening this Mini Kit™ spoofing today’s collective weight-loss mania is guaranteed to lose inches off their waist, thanks to a very “forgiving” elastic tape measure. The kit also features a miniature book, stick-on Size 2 clothing labels, fake nutrition labels listing zero calories, and other fun, fat-free treats.
Instant Weight Loss

$7.00

reg Godek explains how to get the Woo in wooing. —Cosmopolitan Are you getting enough love, passion, fun, ROMANCE? Here are hundreds and hundreds of ideas and resources for transforming your relationship into a vibrant, exciting love affair. •Flirt shamelessly with your partner, IN PUBLIC... •Write I LOVE YOU with soap on the bathroom mirror... •STEAL a kiss, GIVE it back... Plus much, much more, including gifts and gestures, setting the atmosphere, surprising your partner and the author’s personal notes on the best of the best when it comes to ROMANCE.
1001 Ways to be Romantic

$17.00

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